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About Jake’s Random Crap
What is Jake’s Random Crap?

A collection of random, funny, and slightly chaotic products you didn’t know you needed. From coozies to tees to future bad decisions — all designed to make you laugh (or at least raise an eyebrow).

Just Jake — one guy with too many ideas.

A: Absolutely! We love dumb, brilliant, and questionably legal ideas (as long as they’re safe for print). If you’ve got a slogan, design, or product concept that screams Jake’s Random Crap, send it our way at order@jakesrandomcrap.com . If we end up using it, we’ll totally give you credit — and maybe even some free merch or eternal bragging rights.

Products & Quality
What kind of stuff do you sell?

Mostly weird, clever, and borderline inappropriate merch — shirts, drinkware, and random novelty items that double as conversation starters.

Each item is printed on-demand using high-quality materials. No mass-produced junk — just freshly made nonsense when you order.

Most stuff is machine washable. Cold water, gentle cycle, no bleach, and definitely no ironing your jokes.

Shipping & Delivery
Do you ship internationally?

A summer getaway must-pack, these shorts are crafted from cotton in a navy and white chain print. The style pairs perfectly with a lightweight jacket in a matching print.

Most orders ship within 5–7 business days, then travel time depends on your location. Good things (and dumb ones) take time.

Refunds & Returns
What’s your refund policy?

No refunds or exchanges unless your item arrives defective or damaged. Everything’s made to order, so please double-check your size, design, and sense of humor before hitting “buy.”

Email order@jakesrandomcrap.com with your order number and a photo of the issue within 7 days of delivery. We’ll fix it faster than you can say “limited edition regret.”