Me as an attorney general saying the epstein files don’t...

$30.50 - $31.50
$30.50 - $31.50

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Description

Step into your “official denial era.” This tee captures that perfect mix of authority and absurdity because who among us hasn’t wanted to issue a totally serious government statement with a straight face?

Whether you’re wearing it to a party, protest, or just to make your friends snort-laugh, this shirt serves top-tier sarcasm and questionable professionalism in equal measure.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Me as an attorney general saying the epstein files don't exist t shirt

Me as an attorney general saying the epstein files don't exist t shirt

$30.50 $31.50Price range: $30.50 through $31.50

size

  • 2XL
  • L
  • M
  • S
  • XL

THE PERFECT FIT OR YOUR MONEY BACK

We understand that creating your custom size can feel daunting. But not to worry, it's actually quite easy and completely risk-free. If you're not 100% happy with your fit, we'll remake your first shirt from scratch free of charge or give your money back.

PRODUCT FEATURES

TAB FRONT WITH BUTTON

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CARBON FOOTPRINT

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PROVENANCE JOURNEY

Fashion to me has become very disposable; I wanted to get back to craft, to clothes that could last.

MADE IN PORTUGAL

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SPRING FALL 2024

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F.A.Q.

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A summer getaway must-pack, these shorts are crafted from cotton in a navy and white chain print. The style pairs perfectly with a lightweight jacket in a matching print.

A summer getaway must-pack, these shorts are crafted from cotton in a navy and white chain print. The style pairs perfectly with a lightweight jacket in a matching print.

A summer getaway must-pack, these shorts are crafted from cotton in a navy and white chain print. The style pairs perfectly with a lightweight jacket in a matching print. 

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Me as an attorney general saying the epstein files don't exist t shirt

Me as an attorney general saying the epstein files don't exist t shirt

$30.50 $31.50Price range: $30.50 through $31.50

size

  • 2XL
  • L
  • M
  • S
  • XL